Meet Huck the Cat and read his diary

Meet Huck the Cat. It is a black kitty with an attitude... All cats have it. But he's the one with a secret diary... He writes it when no one's watching and records his adventures in a new home with humour, irony and lacking an ounce of self-criticism. He's perfect. It's the world that must yet catch up. 

Here's a few things you need to know about Huck:

1. Hoomans think they own him, whilst Huck knows it is he who owns the hoomans. He works hard to train them well.

2. He hates doggies and B-A-T-H-S. Foul creatures and an unnecessary process of having water senselessly splashed on your back, whilst oneself actually cleans oneself regularly.

3. Huck loves food. Period.

4. The other cat, the one hoomans brought from somewhere and imprisoned together with Huck, is an idiot. Huck is so much better than him. On every possible level.

And finally:

5. His best toy ever is pen-seal. It rolls funny.

Huck's diary, also called "It's a cat life" is now available on Amazon (UK HERE / US HERE). I originally published it under the pen-name of "Monica Shostek".